I'm going to sue

I lit your nasty pussy candle and my grandmother got a whiff of that nasty snatch and puked on top of the Thanksgiving turkey. On top of that, flies smelled that rotten cunt and died immediately, their corpses falling on the rest of our Thanksgiving feast, ruining the meal for everyone.

Your performance in Hush made my uncle have a stroke back in 1998 because it was so bad, and he hasn't walked or talked since.

You ruined my family, Gweneth. You owe us money as a result. Pay up!!!