A man tried to impregnate her with a ski.
She nearly died.
shareThe corporate media has kept this from you for a while now.
He did knock her up and this is their love child:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qN8F032y1kI/UVDjgIEDfSI/AAAAAAAAArg/AHxcD3eKXh8/s1600/DSC02377.JPG
Oh lol
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