Mr. Goodman, you're gonna have to make 'em cry

It is a crime that you haven't been nominated for an Oscar yet. Clearly your acting is so natural that you're making it look too easy.

So here's what you do: getyour afent to find you a script where you can play a character that puts the audience through the emotional wringer. Make them cry. Make them want to reach through the screen and hug you. Make them feel everything your character is going through.

I want to see you nominated, sir.