His face has so much character! Write this guy a decent movie, already!

I absolutely love actors who have these faces full of character (Peter Lorre, Jack Nicholson, Raul Julia, John Turtorro, Lukas Haas, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi). These are the types of people whose faces are so interesting or full of expression that they've literally inspired screenwriters to create characters with them in mind. Write Macaulay Culkin a movie, already! Don't let that face go to waste!