SEGULL = Winer, VD fans= Loosers

So why don't you see fat ass Segal in any commercials like you do JCVD?

You’ve got it wrong (in addition to your attempts at spelling names and words): JCVD is the winer. He can drink Segal under the table. Hell, he could have drunk Toots Shore and Jackie Gleason under the table. Jan-Michael Vincent, on the other hand . . . maybe not.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Jean-Claude Van Damme and Jan-Michael Vincent walk into a bar. And never walk out.