Cant get A date


https://www.vulture.com/2019/04/will-someone-please-date-charlize-theron-already.html

Im sure she has no trouble getting ploughed though.

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By women. She's pretty dykey, even with her terrible nosejob

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I dont know anyone who wouldnt wreck that. Even that old.

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She's a dude.

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I wonder why.

Single mom with adopted black transgender kid.


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Then add to that the fact that she's banged some really nasty dudes in Hollywood like Sean Penn... and when you realize that when you bang some chick you're exposing yourself to every nasty disease she's ever been exposed to as well... Well I wouldn't even consider bang her unless I was wearing a full body condom... just not worth the risk.

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So we’re working under the assumption that she would touch you with a ten foot barge pole, right?

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Well I'm pretty sure I'm a faster runner than she is so, nope she couldn't touch me iwth a 10 foot pole even is she tried. Life is too short to risk it on a chick that isn't even that hot to begin with and given she can't find a guy must have some serious mental issues.

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She needs a nice, stable guy like you to set her straight.

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Elizabeth McGovern, ScarJo, Madonna, Petra Nemcova all went out with Sean Penn and he was married to Robin Wright Penn for decades.

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🤣

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I’d definitely take her out on a few dates, because she’s gorgeous, but ultimately I would not be able to handle the irresponsible act of raising a 3 year old boy as a girl, simply because the 3 year old boy says “I am a girl” to her. That makes my head spin how someone is that irresponsible. It’s unbelievable to me. I wonder how many issues that kid is going to have as he grows up.

The whole date I would just stare at her, wanting to say “what the hell is wrong with you?” Lol.

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Id want to talk to her about her SF films like Prometheus, Mad Max etc.. and when she eventually realised I was abit of a nerd/SF fanboy she would tell me to stop talking about that stuff to which id reply 'no'

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Well she herself has identity issues as she cant have a man or keep a man.

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i thought that was a joke but no that is actually real, crazy sick world we live in today... everyday we stray farther and farther away from God....

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why would I say that if it werent real?

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i was gonna ask her out but i thought she was already taken. everybody keeps saying she's charlie's theron

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She did used to be very hot/sexy and normal.

Now she's turning into a Hollyweird freak.

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With success that comes too.

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She turned into a rather masculine thing she was very beautiful before.

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