Anyone met him

Don't expect actors to be nice, people think they are and a lot of them
are not. He is so-so, he might make some comments if you do or say something
he doesn't like but he gets over it. He doesn't kick people out of places
nor gets fresh with women nor accuses people etc.
He has a bit of a temper sometimes, other times he is calm and won't mind if people
talk to him nor recognize him -but don't be thinking again actors will be nice.
People can describe others well when they actually know them for several months
or years. The philippino actress that was acting with him in Wayne's World appears
to be a bit nice,I saw her one time so I really still don't know her in Texas and
she doesn't have an aggresive attitude. She understands that some people that
see her and don't talk much are shy. I also think she doesn't cause viewers a lot of
problems and doesn't hate those that recognize her.

My husband and I went to Morton's (restaurant) in Toronto for our anniversary about 15 years ago, and coincidentally Mike Myers and his wife were quietly dining there. By contrast, completely overshadowing him at another large table with his family and entourage was Sylvester Stallone - loud, brash and extremely rude. I smiled at Mike and he smiled and nodded back. Stallone came across as quite boorish toward the staff and seemed to really want to be noticed by all the patrons, almost like he was daring someone to say something.

Sly sounds like an immature ass

Even larks and katydids are, supposed by some, to dream

Is Rollergirl a Mexican who used to be his maid or something?

Used to see him twice a week, walking down the same street in NYC in 2005. He was always carrying a hockey bag and sticks bc he was playing on a men's league hockey team at Chelsea Pier. I played there, too...but, was in a different hockey league than Mike Myers, so I never played against him or even talked to him. I always stay clear of celebrities bc of my previous experiences working with and around them. I worked at chic hotels and as a low-level production worker on movie sets. 95% of my experience with celebrities has always been a disappointment! No celebrity ever did anything to me personally, but I witnessed a lot of their tantrums and disrespect to others.
Plus, Mike Myers is known as a jerk! Actress Amy Hill who's been in 150 movies/shows said Mike Myers was awful to everyone on the set of that "Dr. Seuss" movie. She said Myers was a diva and even had a guy stand next to him that only carried a candy dish and would feed Myers chocolate, whenever he demanded. He also wouldn't talk to other actors and put up tents, so they couldn't see him, even on the closed set.