I guess the director of Destroyer asked her to be particularly terrible, but that scene is cringe worthy not because of how creepy that guy and his requests are, but because her skills look goddamned awful!.
She has shot three handjob scenes, one worst than the other.
Look em up, the saddest compilation ever.
I can't think of another actress outside porno that has done THREE handjob scenes. She must love doing them. Is it a contract clause she has or something? THREE!?!
shareIt does seem awfully coincidental. I'm picturing her in a room full of discarded scripts, reading them one by one until she finds one with a handjob scene, then excitedly calling her agent to arrange for an audition. LOL.
shareAGENT: Hang on a second, Harry, I've got Nicole on the other line.
HARRY: Oh, I'll let you go, I know how those stars are.
AGENT: Not this one, Harry, not this one. (click)
Hey there, Ms. Kidman, what can I do for you today?
KIDMAN: I found one! I found a script I really want to do!
AGENT: That's great Ms. Kidman, what convinced you?
KIDMAN: There's a great handjob scene halfway through the second act! It specifically says "disgusted"! This is what I've been training for!
AGENT: Okay, but you know, people are starting to wonder if you're becoming type-cast. Wouldn't you like to try enjoying one for once?
KIDMAN: Did Marlon Brando enjoy giving handjobs? I don't think so! Anyway, I'm not a method actor. Hmm... but maybe...
AGENT: Uh, I'll have to look into that. Okay, send the script over, and we'll get the lawyers working on the contract, make sure the "no pleasure" clause is airtight, the whole 9 yards, you know, the way you insisted we do it, anything for you, Ms. Kidman.
Hilarious.
This is pure genius:
AGENT: Hang on a second, Harry, I've got Nicole on the other line.
HARRY: Oh, I'll let you go, I know how those stars are.
AGENT: Not this one, Harry, not this one. (click)
Hey there, Ms. Kidman, what can I do for you today?
KIDMAN: I found one! I found a script I really want to do!
AGENT: That's great Ms. Kidman, what convinced you?
KIDMAN: There's a great handjob scene halfway through the second act! It specifically says "disgusted"! This is what I've been training for!
AGENT: Okay, but you know, people are starting to wonder if you're becoming type-cast. Wouldn't you like to try enjoying one for once?
KIDMAN: Did Marlon Brando enjoy giving handjobs? I don't think so! Anyway, I'm not a method actor. Hmm... but maybe...
AGENT: Uh, I'll have to look into that. Okay, send the script over, and we'll get the lawyers working on the contract, make sure the "no pleasure" clause is airtight, the whole 9 yards, you know, the way you insisted we do it, anything for you, Ms. Kidman.
I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD...AND IT KEEPS POPPING UP....FIRST OFF IT'S STUPID AND CHILDISH...SECOND...I KEEP HAVING TO SEE NICOLE KIDMAN'S CREEPER FACE...I KIND OF HATE HER...ALSO...I GURANTEE SHE ISN'T JERKING ANYONE OFF.
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