Wow, Helen
Nasty Nasty
Nasty Nasty
Can't fix that
With rhinoplasty
Gets her fix
on num-nums and beets
Failing them tricks
Embarrassed on the streets
Poopin' at a disco
Homies in 'frisco
Thinkin' 'bout Mexico
Driving to a Texaco
Scoring some wheat
at a Bodega down the street
My sausage is my treat
I fart in my fuckin' seat
You wanna know why
I bleed my bitches dry
It's comforting to know
They'll never run outta snow
Didja catch me at the ouija board?
Ninja bitchin' 'bout my extension cord
I told him to quit playin'
His ninja ass be slayin'
What up, punk?
Whatchoo thunk?
Are you drunk, are you crunk?
That shit stunk, now you're sunk