If you say Salma Hayak is too short, old or ugly...
1. You say shes short-
If you're taller, its almost certain you'll not look as good as her.
2. You say shes old looking-
If you're younger, its almost certain you'll not look as good as her.
3. You say shes ugly-
If you are good looking its almost certain you'll not look as good as her.
I mean, like, lighten up!