gerbils

An officer and a gerbiler
pretty gerbiler
american gerbiler
runaway gerbiller
dr t and the gerbiller
internal gerbilling
shall we gerbil?

Yes. It's totally true. I heard it from my cousin, who heard it from her friend's roommate who knew someone who was dating someone who used to work with someone who was at the hospital emergency emergency room when they pulled it out. There was also a lady in there who had spiders in her hairdo and that kid who was in the Life cereal commercial who died because he ate pop-rocks then drank Coke and his stomach exploded.

i knew it was true

It's a campfire tale now that the gerbil (being illuminated) is immortal of sorts and if you don't pay taxes you might find him crawling up your ass under covers one stormy night...

Such tall tales often have a foot in some truth.

In this case, I am positive that there are gerbils.

Who knows what else is truth...

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Happy birthday to the ground!!!

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Happy birthday to the ground!!!

American Gerbilo lol

Allegedly Sly Stallone started that rumor when Gere stole Cyndi Crawford from him. But nobody will ever mistake Gere for a heterosexual ever again no wonder how many supermodels he bangs, that's for sure! lol So the PsyOp accomplished its aim as did the "Rod Stewart had his stomach pumped out for gallons of semen," rumor of the late 1970s. To this day, Rod Stewart is considered a bi-sexual by millions because of that story, although no one has ever proven that he's a switch-hitter.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/25/rod-stewart-gay-stomach-pump-rumors-katie-couric-_n_2018787.html

The good news is that Richard Gere is in the new Disney movie. The bad news is that Mickey Mouse is his costar.

Richard Gere walks into a pet store. One gerbil says to another, " Quick, bark like a dog ".

Just a couple of the Gere jokes that were making the rounds back in the eighties.

haha great list!