SHE ATE MY TACO!!
OMG! She is soooo rude!
Just today i went in to a Mexican restaurant and found a table with a plate of food on it, and there was a delicious taco setting on there that i picked up and started to eat, but then she comes by and asks me something, but i didn't hear her because i immediately started shouting "OH MY GOD, you're from Drop Dead Fred!" and she said "Yeah, but that's my taco!" and just then i got furious and said "NO! IT'S MINE!!" and she kept insisting it was hers and then claimed she was sitting there...Really? If she was sitting there why did she just come around? Why wasn't she there when i saw the plate with the taco on it? Exactly! I continued to yell and scream at her fighting for my taco that she was trying to steal, and then she snapped and got greedy and started trying to yank it out of my hand. WHAT?! WHY?! THAT IS SOOOOOO RUDE!!!!! It wasn't yours, bitch! Then she got it out of my hand and yelled for me to leave, and i screamed at her shouting that i loved her and worshipped her and looked up to her and she had the nerve to be a rude greedy bitch towards me. Then i screamed and took her cup and slammed it on the floor. Even though it was clearly glass(it was clear, that is how i know) It didn't shatter, just made a fizzy mess on the floor. Then i walked out.
Phoebe, if you are reading this, i am exposing you to the world.
Evil must be punished!