That hairstyle

Be nice Who, she was born with an abnormality commonly referred to as 'Batter's Helmet Head'

Let's be kind to those less fortunate than ourselves buddy

It was a process of teasing (back-combing) to build up volume, and spraying with lacquer hairspray to keep it erect.

It camouflages her giant throbbing alien skull.

Hairspray--and lots of it!

She knows everything about everyone. That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Love all the theories!