As this board teeters on the brink of oblivion, those who remain do little else than sneer about the ark that left them behind, unvalued and unwanted.
Judged harshly based on months, even years of behavior. Of friendships foregone, and hostilities cultivated like blood orchids.
The moon hangs low; what are you final proclamations to the ether? Will you spend you last gasping breath castigating to shadows, even still?
Eat a bag of dicks.
www.400monkeys.com/God/
A whole bag? I literally just had dinner.
shareYour ark has all of like 70 subscribers and MAYBE 20ish people posting regularly at best. It's a pretty sh!tty ark.
Most of us haven't gravitated to the reddit not out of spite, but because we have a litany of better options.
I think they're upset about being picked last in gym.
www.noiselesschatter.com
Your ark is a place where Zuko can post about HBO being a "bunch of perverts" for having sex scenes on their TV shows, and where I can't respond to him lovingly but bluntly telling him what a f-cking moron he is.
It's no place to be at all.
So you're saying, through your snark
That I've completely missed the mark
In going out on a lark
About you wanting that ark?
I love you Nana, I always will
playing with you was a wonderful thrill
But I don't play well with others and it's not a good fit
Yourself excluded, the ark seems like sh!t.
But if by some chance you do stick around
Despite the circle jerking snowflake regs you found
I can promise that although that place seems at first a snore
Some of us may have very different things in store