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Typical Actress Topic Post

posted 7 years ago by michaeljcummings
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Something like this throughout their career...
IMDB Message Board Post:
-She's going to be huge!
-Does anyone else think she looks like (insert name here)?
-Anyone know if she's on Facebook?
-Is she related to (insert public figure with same, extremely common last name here)?
-Hot!
-Ugly!
-I met her!
-I know her!
-I'm related to her!
-She should win an Oscar!
-She can't act
-Has she ever appeared nude?
-Did she do porn?
-Is she partially (insert ethnic group here)?
-Is it true she's a lesbian?
-What happened to her career?
-Her real birth year?
-Too much botox!
-Too liberal!
-Is it true she turned down (insert hit movie here)?
-I'd still do her!
-Happy Birthday!
-Still a beautiful lady!
-She got really old!
-RIP :(
-Overrated!
-Underrated!

[–] Sandman3 (1449) 7 years ago

She's going to be huge!
-Does anyone else think she looks like (insert name here)?
Rachael Leigh Cook and Olivia Cooke

Is she related to (insert public figure with same, extremely common last name here)?
Audrey Hepburn / Katharine Hepburn

-Hot!
Kate Beckinsale

-Ugly!
Rosie O'Donnell

-She should win an Oscar!
Carla Gugino

She can't act
Scarlett Johansson

-Has she ever appeared nude?
Jessica Alba

-Did she do porn?
Cameron Diaz

-Is she partially (white)?
Halle Berry

-Is it true she's a lesbian?
Ellen Page

-What happened to her career?
Alanis Morissette?

-Her real birth year?
Dolly Parton

-Too much botox!
Demi Moore

-Too liberal!
Sarah Silverman

Is it true she turned down (Pretty Women)?
Molly Ringwald

-I'd still do her!
Jennifer Tilly

-Still a beautiful lady!
Jennifer Aniston

-She got really old!
Pam Anderson

-RIP :(
Brittany Murphy

-Overrated!
Sarah Jessica Parker

-Underrated!
Scarlett Johansson