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I just found out I was on TV yesterday.


I was walking by the beach where a bunch of people were awaiting the eclipse, and I didn't realize I was part of a news report.

https://ibb.co/68HZPbF

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I was on TV once:

https://youtu.be/pvmCB2OyzH4

White T-shirt, back to the camera, starting at 0:32.

I went with my mechanic friend Dave on that particular wrecker call (he's the one forcing the door closed on the wrecked S-10 at 0:42).

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I was on the local news when a 7-11 clerk got stabbed to death next door to my job. NBC News interviewed me and my boss. I have it on VHS somewhere.

Signed, million man

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Looks pretty bad. Any deaths?

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Not that I know of.

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I am finding it harder and harder to get on TV since they are all flat screens now and I just cannot get comfortable on it no matter how much I try.

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SIDEWAYS...LET THE SCREEN SLIDE RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR CHEEKS.

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不不不不

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I can flatten you if you want, unfunny man.

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Unfunny he is. Flatten you shall.

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Funnier than you are.

Where is your joke, asshole?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Angry you sound. Dumb you look.

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I don't wanna kill you so don't bother trying.

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Unfunny man finally made a funny.

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Just sit on it the same way you sit on your dildo.

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I don't have a dildo.

Your mom used to but I replaced it.

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She wanted me to thank you for getting her a new one. But that doesn't mean you have to use her old one.

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I traveled back in time as a child and was photographed while attending the Gettysburg Address.

That's me on the left wearing an Atari t-shirt.

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/151/590x/secondary/Gettysburg-boy-The-now-famous-Josephine-Cobb-image-of-Abraham-Lincoln-address-1155492.jpg

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You look just as I imagined.

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Dead sexy right?

It's a curse, I know.

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Cool! They even filmed you from your good angle.

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All my angles are good. I think you mean "best angle".

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This is the best Angle:

https://www.ewrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Kurt-Angle4.jpg

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So you're an elderly black woman, huh?

I was on tv walking behind a guy being interviewed on the assassination of Pim Fortuyn.

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I'm transracial.

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