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I don't cuss, smoke or drink anymore..


FUCK! I dropped my cigarette in the tequila again...

Signed, million man.

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what about the weed?

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Always.


Signed, million man.

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What kind of tequila?

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Cheap. The strong stuff burns my insides.

Signed, million man.

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Last time I was in Mexico I brought home a few bottles of cheap tequila. It was only 70 proof, but surprisingly smooth.

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Do you dance the hootchy-koo?

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What brand cigarettes do you smoke?

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Marlboro

Signed, million man.

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That's good. I would never date a guy that smokes Newports.

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I hate menthol. When I smoke one of those I have to chug a bottle of water after. They make me thirsty. And I don't smoke reds I do ultra lights. The silver pack.

Signed, million man.

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Newports are disgusting. Fuck Menthol.
Marlboro Reds is where it's at.

Also, did you say "date a guy"? I didn't know you were a woman (assuming we agree that such a thing can be defined).

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Yes...I'm a woman but Kowalski and the get-a-long gang will have you think differently. The only way I can prove to the CAPS guy that I am all woman is if I take pictures of my cooter cake and post it all over Tik Tok. It's all good though...I don't care what people think anyway. My trucker's mouth probably doesn't help the situation either. *shrugs* Two tears in a bucket...fuck it.

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Well, I'm pleased to meet you Madam. And I'm a big fan of that trucker's mouth. I don't like when people sound like Ned Flanders.

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Nice to meet you too. 😊

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Wut up?! It's been a minute.

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I've been lingering in the politics section lately. I guess I caused an uproar two weeks ago. Supposedly ThetSigma left the site because I hurt its feelings.

The funny thing is michaelDclarke starts a thread about trans people and sports and most of the replies agree with what I would've posted if I started that thread. But I'm always the bad guy here even though more than half the people who attacked me agree with me and posted the same exact thing I would've said if I joined that thread.

Fucking hypocrites. [/rant]

LOL good seeing you though!

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The politics section can be a hostile environment. Think of it like a blood sport but with words.
Jousting with retards and hypocrites can be fun if you think of it like a sport.
I often say in my posts that "I slay retards on the internet for sport", it is true. Giving waterheads a verbal beatdown can be quite fun.

LOL good seeing you though!

Likewise. It is always nice to talk to you.

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I know this is my devilish side taking over but I pray for the day you and Kowalski get into it. I want ringside seats to that so bad! I'm going to bust out the good chocolates and White Claws for that event. 🀣

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Unfortunately. you have missed the best of it. When I first arrived on this site, Kowalski was one of the first people I've jousted with. I've lost count of the number of verbal beatdowns I gave that poor fellow. I'm not going to lie, I was pretty vicious. I would wrap all my words in formal language but unload vitriol onto my victim. It allowed me to write in a witty acerbic style combined with the most vulgar and juvenile humor. I often say that my verbal assaults are like getting punched in the face by someone wearing a velvet glove.
Like this is an example of what I would say (This was not to Kowalski, this was me playing around with another user):

[–] InquiringMind
You Insipid feeble-minded cretinous dunce, your utter disregard for taste and refinement is nothing short of a travesty, and it pains me to witness such an affront to the senses. Your very existence is an argument for abortion.
You have disgraced yourself, your family, and this fine forum and lowered the collective IQ of your fellow humans.
Live shamed, Die empty.

*Verbal Killshot! Tango down!, Tango down!*


You've been hit by β€” you've been struck by β€” a smooth criminal
https://youtu.be/q8w1d01Y2vY?t=146

Personally, I thought that was some of the funniest shit I wrote, but it's not for everyone. And while this was just a joke, I would often write similar things when I would joust with people for real, and Kowalski was often the victim. However, fairly recently, me and Kowalski buried the hatchet, came to a truce, and I now consider him a friend. We still disagree on a lot of things, and have different sensibilities (especially when it comes to my dark humor), but we have found a way to be respectful with each other, and have actually had some pretty nice conversations. I recently learned that he takes in stray animals and takes care of them. Like he literally has like 10 cats and dogs (and other animals). It really made me respect him more.

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*Verbal Killshot! Tango down!, Tango down!*

🀣🀣🀣

As for Kowalski and the strays he takes in...he eats those animals when his link card runs short every month. With inflation...single moms get around $600 a month and single guys get around $280 a month. $280 can be spent in the first week of the month if you don't know how to budget and want to buy healthier types of foods. By week three Kowalski is having the real all-natural hotdog.

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As for Kowalski and the strays he takes in...he eats those animals

You are a naughty naughty girl. I love it. I like your devilish side and your propensity for mischief.

Since you liked the "Killshot! Tango Down" line. Here is the full context. It makes it funnier.
[–] InquiringMind:

That's too bad. I think I jousted with him a few times. One less retard to slay :(


[–] StoneKeeper
Who’s the next victim?

[–] InquiringMind
I don't know yet, I'm scanning the terrain through the lens of my rifle scope waiting for another retard to pop their head out like a prairie dog.

[–] samoanjoes
Oooh pick me, pick me.

[–] InquiringMind
You have to be a retard though. Are you a retard?
*Releases the safety catch on the rifle*

[–] samoanjoes
I identify as one.

[–] InquiringMind
You have to say something retarded and mean it.
*puts finger on the trigger and takes a breath*

[–] samoanjoes
I think "Spice World" is a misunderstood movie.

[–] InquiringMind
You Insipid feeble-minded cretinous dunce, your utter disregard for taste and refinement is nothing short of a travesty, and it pains me to witness such an affront to the senses. Your very existence is an argument for abortion.
You have disgraced yourself, your family, and this fine forum and lowered the collective IQ of your fellow humans.
Live shamed, Die empty.

*Verbal Killshot! Tango down!, Tango down!*


You've been hit by β€” you've been struck by β€” a smooth criminal
https://youtu.be/q8w1d01Y2vY?t=146

[–] samoanjoes:
I swear, I'll never defend the movie again.


[–] InquiringMind:
Well okay then.


Did the verbal assault meet your expectations?


[–] samoanjoes:
I need therapy now.


[–] InquiringMind:
Sorry.


The Michael Jackson video still makes me laugh. LULZ

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LMFAO that whole dialog was just hilarious. samoanjoes identifying as a retard had me rolling. As I read your lines...I kept imagining American Sniper. I loved it!

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Yeah, American Sniper is what I was going for.

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Yes...I'm a woman but Kowalski and the get-a-long gang will have you think differently. The only way I can prove to the CAPS guy that I am all woman is if I take pictures of my cooter cake and post it all over Tik Tok.


ARE YOU WRITING KOWALSKI FAN FICTION NOW?...I LIKE IT.

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No...and if I was it would be a story about a nice normal handsome alpha male named Kowalski. That's as fiction as it gets.

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YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH...MY PIECE EITHER...IT'S ADORABLE.πŸ™‚

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That's because I'm known for talking shit.

Let's see if this one goes over your head.

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SHIT OR NO SHIT...YOU PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH.

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☝🏾πŸ”₯

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Marlboro Lights or Marlboro Reds?

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Ultra lights

Signed, million man.

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Ouch. That's a little weak bro.
I smoked those for a little while back in the early 00's.
For me it went Reds, then Lights, then Ultra Lights, then back to Lights, and finally back to Reds. These days I mostly vape, but when I smoke, I smoke Reds. I love that kick.

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I don't like the way reds taste and they're too rough on my chest.

Signed, million man. .

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Yeah, I totally get it, that was the reason I initially switched to Lights and then Ultra Lights, but after a couple years I started to miss that kick.

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What's the deal about cussing?

I mean, it's good to refrain from such base language, if possible, and we certainly shouldn't swear in front of kids, but unlike smoking and drinking, it's not damaging our health, it doesn't cost anything, and it's not addictive.

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I don't cuss, smoke or drink any less, either. 🀭🀣

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i try not to drop too many f-bombs these days

'less someone really deserves it

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