I don't cuss, smoke or drink anymore..
FUCK! I dropped my cigarette in the tequila again...
Signed, million man.
FUCK! I dropped my cigarette in the tequila again...
Signed, million man.
Do you dance the hootchy-koo?
shareWhat brand cigarettes do you smoke?
shareMarlboro
Signed, million man.
That's good. I would never date a guy that smokes Newports.
shareI hate menthol. When I smoke one of those I have to chug a bottle of water after. They make me thirsty. And I don't smoke reds I do ultra lights. The silver pack.
Signed, million man.
Newports are disgusting. Fuck Menthol.
Marlboro Reds is where it's at.
Also, did you say "date a guy"? I didn't know you were a woman (assuming we agree that such a thing can be defined).
Yes...I'm a woman but Kowalski and the get-a-long gang will have you think differently. The only way I can prove to the CAPS guy that I am all woman is if I take pictures of my cooter cake and post it all over Tik Tok. It's all good though...I don't care what people think anyway. My trucker's mouth probably doesn't help the situation either. *shrugs* Two tears in a bucket...fuck it.
shareWell, I'm pleased to meet you Madam. And I'm a big fan of that trucker's mouth. I don't like when people sound like Ned Flanders.
shareNice to meet you too. π
shareWut up?! It's been a minute.
shareI've been lingering in the politics section lately. I guess I caused an uproar two weeks ago. Supposedly ThetSigma left the site because I hurt its feelings.
The funny thing is michaelDclarke starts a thread about trans people and sports and most of the replies agree with what I would've posted if I started that thread. But I'm always the bad guy here even though more than half the people who attacked me agree with me and posted the same exact thing I would've said if I joined that thread.
Fucking hypocrites. [/rant]
LOL good seeing you though!
The politics section can be a hostile environment. Think of it like a blood sport but with words.
Jousting with retards and hypocrites can be fun if you think of it like a sport.
I often say in my posts that "I slay retards on the internet for sport", it is true. Giving waterheads a verbal beatdown can be quite fun.
LOL good seeing you though!
I know this is my devilish side taking over but I pray for the day you and Kowalski get into it. I want ringside seats to that so bad! I'm going to bust out the good chocolates and White Claws for that event. π€£
shareUnfortunately. you have missed the best of it. When I first arrived on this site, Kowalski was one of the first people I've jousted with. I've lost count of the number of verbal beatdowns I gave that poor fellow. I'm not going to lie, I was pretty vicious. I would wrap all my words in formal language but unload vitriol onto my victim. It allowed me to write in a witty acerbic style combined with the most vulgar and juvenile humor. I often say that my verbal assaults are like getting punched in the face by someone wearing a velvet glove.
Like this is an example of what I would say (This was not to Kowalski, this was me playing around with another user):
[β] InquiringMind
You Insipid feeble-minded cretinous dunce, your utter disregard for taste and refinement is nothing short of a travesty, and it pains me to witness such an affront to the senses. Your very existence is an argument for abortion.
You have disgraced yourself, your family, and this fine forum and lowered the collective IQ of your fellow humans.
Live shamed, Die empty.
*Verbal Killshot! Tango down!, Tango down!*
You've been hit by β you've been struck by β a smooth criminal
https://youtu.be/q8w1d01Y2vY?t=146
*Verbal Killshot! Tango down!, Tango down!*
As for Kowalski and the strays he takes in...he eats those animals
[β] InquiringMind:
That's too bad. I think I jousted with him a few times. One less retard to slay :(
[β] StoneKeeper
Whoβs the next victim?
[β] InquiringMind
I don't know yet, I'm scanning the terrain through the lens of my rifle scope waiting for another retard to pop their head out like a prairie dog.
[β] samoanjoes
Oooh pick me, pick me.
[β] InquiringMind
You have to be a retard though. Are you a retard?
*Releases the safety catch on the rifle*
[β] samoanjoes
I identify as one.
[β] InquiringMind
You have to say something retarded and mean it.
*puts finger on the trigger and takes a breath*
[β] samoanjoes
I think "Spice World" is a misunderstood movie.
[β] InquiringMind
You Insipid feeble-minded cretinous dunce, your utter disregard for taste and refinement is nothing short of a travesty, and it pains me to witness such an affront to the senses. Your very existence is an argument for abortion.
You have disgraced yourself, your family, and this fine forum and lowered the collective IQ of your fellow humans.
Live shamed, Die empty.
*Verbal Killshot! Tango down!, Tango down!*
You've been hit by β you've been struck by β a smooth criminal
https://youtu.be/q8w1d01Y2vY?t=146
[β] samoanjoes:
I swear, I'll never defend the movie again.
[β] InquiringMind:
Well okay then.
Did the verbal assault meet your expectations?
[β] samoanjoes:
I need therapy now.
[β] InquiringMind:
Sorry.
Yes...I'm a woman but Kowalski and the get-a-long gang will have you think differently. The only way I can prove to the CAPS guy that I am all woman is if I take pictures of my cooter cake and post it all over Tik Tok.
ARE YOU WRITING KOWALSKI FAN FICTION NOW?...I LIKE IT.
No...and if I was it would be a story about a nice normal handsome alpha male named Kowalski. That's as fiction as it gets.
shareβπΎπ₯
shareMarlboro Lights or Marlboro Reds?
shareUltra lights
Signed, million man.
Ouch. That's a little weak bro.
I smoked those for a little while back in the early 00's.
For me it went Reds, then Lights, then Ultra Lights, then back to Lights, and finally back to Reds. These days I mostly vape, but when I smoke, I smoke Reds. I love that kick.
What's the deal about cussing?
I mean, it's good to refrain from such base language, if possible, and we certainly shouldn't swear in front of kids, but unlike smoking and drinking, it's not damaging our health, it doesn't cost anything, and it's not addictive.
I don't cuss, smoke or drink any less, either. π€π€£
sharei try not to drop too many f-bombs these days
'less someone really deserves it