KOWALSKI


Things we like about KOWALSKI:

1. He rescues stray cats.

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17. We are mere fleas bouncing around on Kowalski's scrotum.

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It’s likely he said something like that to you but don’t believe everything he tells you Freddie😉

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18. He’s tall

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19. He’s managed to survive the wildfires, droughts and homeless hordes in California for this long, that KOWALSKI is a harder to kill than Steven Seagal!

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20. If there's an apocalypse we can all go to his place to watch movies on DVD.

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Sleepover keg party in KOWALSKI’s barn!!!
Let’s not even ask him, let’s just show up🤩

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We need a MC meet and greet.

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Hell yeah, when me and tcrum hear a big pickup tearing ass up the driveway I’ll start pouring your first beer Amigo👍

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Bell yeah, shogun. We well most certainly discuss the riddle of steel.

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If we new the apocalypse was coming and he gave us his address, I would go there, no questions asked. That would be an epic end of the world party:)

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He’s got ALL the cats and a ton of weed, I’ll bring a shitload of beer and my little dog!

The world couldn’t end any better…we just need Wiffle Ball, a frisbee and a stereo.

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21. His insanity seems to be of a non violent variety.

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Much like the rest of us he’s only a danger to himself but he means well.

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From what I have seen he just seems like a weird troll whose caps lock is stuck.

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22. Whenever I'm feeling the blues or throwing a pity party for myself...I use Kowalski to feel much better about my life. No matter how bad a situation may seem or how defeated you might feel...it can always be much worse. I could've been born a Kowalski.

23. At work whenever someone says something stupid or has an accident...we like to say...you pulled a Kowalski. Most of the employees dread being called a Kowalski so everyone pays a lot more attention to their work and avoids making mistakes as much as possible.

24. Sometimes I worry about my business failing if people stop buying my product but then I'm reminded of Kowaski's VHS collection which is still growing in 2023. That lets me know that there really is a sucker born every fifteen seconds and dumb people will always give you their money if you get them hooked on your product.

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