Dream Job


Mine is being a train driver. I think I will try to quit weed this summer and see if I can get a job on the railroads 🚂

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Captain of the Starship Enterprise.

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yeah that would be pretty rad

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We stopped at a place called Suzies dogs and drafts near Youngstown Ohio. Always thought I would like to own a place like that. They had tons of different draft beers and hotdogs with crazy toppings. Like you see below. The place was packed and it was not even the weekend.

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those dogs look insane! I maybe driving thru Youngstown later this year, will have to check out Suzies

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I think they opened another one not to far from Youngstown. In Boardman, Ohio.

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If you lived in Youngstown, you'd drink in the middle of the week too.

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yeah Youngstown makes Cleveland look like NYC

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Anything that's run and raised by myself

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If you asked me 30 years ago I would have said college professor. Good pay. Good benefits. Good working conditions. And you are respected in the community. But not anymore...academia is too nutso now.

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18-year-old co-eds... "you're so evolved for your age..."

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For passenger or freight? The latter seems like it would be more interesting.

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freight probably would be easier to get in USA and more interesting with the huge weight involved. That being said piloting a Japanese or European speed train would be pretty tits aswell

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God

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God experiences everything going on simultaneously. It is a very rough job. After being in a DMT trip and experiencing ego death I was so happy to be a human again and only have to die once. You dont wanna be God, it is a tough job

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And often a thankless one. He's had centuries of being discredited, blamed and being raged against. Sort of like being a decent cop.

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Is that right !? When did you have this heart-to-heart discussion with God about how tough His job is ?

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I went into the spiritual realm and was an infinitely orb spinning history. First person view I could feel and see history, and the murder, chaos, and anarchy of it all. Then in the third person view I could see myself, which was an infinitely orb spinning these pictures of time. I was inside of what looked like the center of the sun. Anyways some Aztec God showed up yelling at me saying "your human, your not supposed to be here, get out!" at this point I woke up from the trip still hallucinating like crazy. changed my perspective on the world. no longer atheist. happy to be a human and not in that same infinitely orb state I was in after smoking DMT

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I see, you had a drug induced hallucination.

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it is more than a hallucination. it is a freeing of your Pinole Gland. Your Third Eye. The government puts Fluoride into the drinking water to Calcify your 3rd Eye. It is to destroy your spirituality. they want a bunch of mindless depressed drones that work themselves to death chasing access to dumb brand name shit, big pharma death medicine, and other empty trivialities. When u first start smoking DMT you can actually feel and sense ur third eye making a popping sounds/sensation. but after the first couple sessions it goes away. this is the Calcium leaving your third eye and opening up to its natural state, the way God meant you too feel. DMT is naturally released at death. It is more than a drug, it is REALITY. I haven't touched the drug since 2016 but think it is time to cleanse my brain again and do another reset for good measure

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Travel writer, which involves traveling a lot and talking about myself a lot!

It's such a pity that social media has ruined the profession.

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social media has made the profession way better. no more going to college for journalism and working under the leash of fake news. Now u can do it and be a self employed entrepreneur millionaire. Before it was an amazing job but all ur profit went to the media moguls running the show

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Nobody with your demonstrated level of literacy gets to comment on the craft of writing.

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the writing is kinda the gayest part of the job tho isnt it?

I would rather travel and film with my iphone or fly a drone around for the fans than sit around writing like some sissy gayboy...

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It's spelled "though".

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we are on a internet forum not in a school room bud...

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Well, obviously you didn't learn anything in school...

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schools for chumps. I dropped out and travelled the world 🌎 been to over 40 states and over 50 countries while you were practicing your spelling knowledge...

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What did you use for money ?

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I became millionaire at age 22

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What took you so long ?

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spend too much time jerkin off

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And doing drugs.

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yeeeaaaaahh buddddyyy

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After my boys grow up and I retire from my current job (probably at least another 8 years or so), I'd love to pull a Roy McAvoy ("Tin Cup") and own/operate my own driving range (with a "Putt-Putt course" available also). As the years have passed, I've gotten to the point where I enjoy hitting a bucket of balls as much as I enjoy playing actual golf.

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Guitarist in a rock or metal band. Failing that just winning enough money in lotto to live comfortably without working. I don't care about mansions or overseas trips etc just to never have to work again.

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