Uncomfortable Situations🙄

Calling my soon to be in laws to tell them, We were eloping, on a our road trip to Lake Tahoe. They were not happy.

In my mid-twenties and had to have a hernia operation in my groin. To prepare, they had to shave off everything in that vicinity. After I had fully recovered I was in a nightclub and a group of fine looking girls bounded over to me. The one at the front gave me an enthusiastic,
“You don’t remember me do you?”
Me (sheepishly) “No?”
Her “I’m a trainee nurse”
Me (still puzzled) “Ok?”
Her “You had an op recently”
Me (still confused) “Right?”
Her “I had to shave your balls *whispers* you were my first, I’ll never forget you”
Cue fits of laughter from her group of trainee nurse friends and me wishing the ground would swallow me whole.

Is was funny though.

When I returned to work after maternity leave (5 years ago) and my manager asked to see a pic of my daughter. He was standing right beside me watching as I scrolled through the photos in my phone and I mistakenly forgot that I had a breast feeding shot in there, full view. I swiped as fast as I could but his face said it all. He left my office quickly.

I once jerked off watching Barbara Walters.

Once a long time ago, I was waiting for a friend of mine to get off work. He worked at a fast food place. This guy comes in with a shotgun, demanding to know where my friend's boss was. My friend understandably was nervous and told the man he was not there. The man walked past him but stopped, laughed and immediately left. Turns out my friend was so scared he had pissed in his pants. He was really afraid for his life. The man was after his boss because his boss was screwing the man's wife.

Clogging the toilet at work or a friend's house

Was meeting my now partner for a fancy dinner date downtown. Got dolled up, did my hair and make up, even wore fancy shoes. Apparently the sidewalk was partially crumbled almost in front of the building the restaurant was in, didn't see it. Down I went. Knees bleeding, one hand bleeding, and face was bleeding, and I got blood on my dress. Make up ruined. Hair still looked okay though. We made our reservation, and I spent some time in the washroom stopping the bleeding, but I didn't have any makeup with me. Oh well. Had a great dinner, even with some stares, and we are still together 18 years later.

One of mine was years ago when I was working the overnight stocking shift at a well-known retail chain. There was a new male employee starting one night. Part way through the night he approached me in the stockroom, came up behind me, and started rubbing up against my back. In no uncertain terms, I told him to BACK OFF! I quickly found the overnight supervisor and told him what happened. He followed that creep the rest of the night, making sure to keep him away from me and any other females working that night.

The next morning when the opening manager came in, I went to him and told him what had happened. Big kudos to him - he fired the guy on the spot. No pussyfooting around - just booted him out the door. It was good to be believed the first time I told him. A few years later, I ended up working with his wife in a headquarters office for the same company. I eventually told her what her husband had done and how I was so grateful for the way he handled the situation.