I WAS BORN OF THE SEA. I EAT FIRE CORAL AND I PISS SALT WATER...
I SCRATCH MY BACK WITH A WHALE'S DICK!...AND I LOOFAH MY CHEST WITH HIS BALL-SACK...I'LL DIE WHEN THE TIDE STOPS AND THE MOON DROWNS. UNTIL THEN...I'M OCEANIC, MOTHER FUCKER!
shareI SCRATCH MY BACK WITH A WHALE'S DICK!...AND I LOOFAH MY CHEST WITH HIS BALL-SACK...I'LL DIE WHEN THE TIDE STOPS AND THE MOON DROWNS. UNTIL THEN...I'M OCEANIC, MOTHER FUCKER!
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That sounds painful.
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Everyone pisses salt water when it comes right down to it.
shareQ: Why to women like to get eaten by whales?
A: Because they've got 12 inch tongues and can breathe out of the top of their heads.
You should probably see a doctor about all that, sounds uncomfortable and possibly infectious.
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