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I WAS BORN OF THE SEA. I EAT FIRE CORAL AND I PISS SALT WATER...


I SCRATCH MY BACK WITH A WHALE'S DICK!...AND I LOOFAH MY CHEST WITH HIS BALL-SACK...I'LL DIE WHEN THE TIDE STOPS AND THE MOON DROWNS. UNTIL THEN...I'M OCEANIC, MOTHER FUCKER!

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I am not sure who originally came up with that text, but I’m glad they did. It is good that it exists.


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😘

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Don’t piss on the new carpets, otherwise we are cool.

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🤣

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That sounds painful.

🤨

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Everyone pisses salt water when it comes right down to it.

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Q: Why to women like to get eaten by whales?
A: Because they've got 12 inch tongues and can breathe out of the top of their heads.

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You should probably see a doctor about all that, sounds uncomfortable and possibly infectious.

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