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What do you think Jesus was like?

posted 2 years ago by aliensalmon (5077)
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Historians have said he was a good preacher and was charismatic. He'd probably be someone I'd be willing to listen to (like someone today giving a good TED talk) and I'd agree with some of his ideas.

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

Schizophrenic.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 2 years ago

Found the Pharisee here!

[–] overseas7 (3523) 2 years ago

Maybe he was a pacifist

[–] actionkamen (23176) 2 years ago

No way, I'm pretty sure he was an atlantist.

[–] TheMan18 (12480) 2 years ago

You mean, other than how he was described in the Bible, any of the religious Gospels, in history books, at school etc? Long haired, white, moustache, who in the end suffered a very painful death in the form of a torturous crucifixion?

[–] AndyKing1967 (33719) 2 years ago

He's not bad at footie: -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Jesus

[–] NotoriousRio (12927) 2 years ago

Good with wood.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 2 years ago

In the morning?

[–] NotoriousRio (12927) 2 years ago

He was only human. 🍆

[–] actionkamen (23176) 2 years ago

Son of Man.

[–] NotoriousRio (12927) 2 years ago

But I don't think he was a son of bitch, quite a reasonable bloke really.

[–] CrabgrassWilly (1616) 2 years ago

That would make him Manson! Wait a minute…what have we done?

[–] actionkamen (23176) 2 years ago

What have we done? We waited a minute!

[–] nyctc7 (41187) 2 years ago

This wood thing might cause Larry David to convert.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=larry+david+respect+wood

[–] NotoriousRio (12927) 2 years ago

Larry would respect the cross if Jesus had made it.

[–] Freddy (1310) 2 years ago

depends on what his last name was

[–] ShogunofYonkers (71430) 2 years ago

His last name was Martinez Garcia Lopez

He was a cool dude around the block, good people

[–] Kazak (2007) 2 years ago

Very white, with long flowing locks, and a well groomed beard.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (71430) 2 years ago

It’s true, Jesus looked exactly like Barry Gibb, it’s a good look👍

[–] NotoriousRio (12927) 2 years ago

This is true, he even sang about his homeland: https://youtu.be/LeyULL5mU7c

[–] nyctc7 (41187) 2 years ago

One thing I admired was that he never said "like" every other word

[–] ShogunofYonkers (71430) 2 years ago

But he could, like, totally hype a party up dude

I mean like, one barrel of wine like, turns into a total rager of a party bro?

Coolest homie in the Frat ‘yo, like the coolest😎