Rate this thread out of 10

10/10, these are important questions, the sort of questions that demand answers!

1. It depends on how precocious the 2-year old is but I suspect age 5 would be more appropriate

2. Having sex with Charles Bronson would make me a necrophile, possibly gay and certainly unwelcome in my area

3. Of course whales annoy me, obesity is uncool what with so many starving people in the world...
Those fat whales should trim down, cut out the plankton and take up jogging

I give it 20 salty sarcastic strategos out of 10

*slow clap*

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4.5/10

Also, does enjoying it require the mind of a 2-year old???
yes

And does having sex with Charles Bronson make you Burt Reynolds???
only if you enjoy it

Lastly, do whales annoy you???
no, whales are lovable and sexy

I'll give it a 7/10.

I enjoyed it whatever mind is required, and whales are the best. As for sex with Charles Bronson, wouldn't you like to know?

I give it a Parental Guidance/10.

I asked my friends’ 2 year old what he thought and he said that he liked dinosaurs.

It makes you Reynolds if you identify as Burt Reynolds.

I've been to Wales a few times and it doesn't annoy me.

This is the most mind provoking thread I have ever encountered. And the most thought provoking questions ever presented on the internet. This thread will on to be the most talked about thread on the internet. Would not be surprised if Stratego is nominated for the Pulitzer Prize.

For sure a 10/10.

The sound of one thread clapping.