Help!


I was watching figure skating yesterday and I had developed a crush on this pretty woman figure skater. Later on in the same day I check out her Wikipedia page and it says she is bisexual. Needless to say I am devastated. What should I do?

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Go to the bathroom to jerk off.

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You're terrible, up late again.

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1 o'clock on a Saturday night. What do you mean "late"?

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Well I'm older than you , so 11pm is pretty late for me:)

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bisexual...hmm

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Strap a set of handlebars around your waist and tell her you're a bicycle. That is what bisexuals are turned on by right, bicycles?

Saying your bisexual now is also mandatory so she is just playing politics. Hang in there.

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I've got nothing but time:)

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I recall that chat we had, still fascinates me. :-)

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That made me laugh......are you on with smart tcrum or drunk tcrum...that is the question. Tonight I think you know the answer:)

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Lol I think I do! PM me if you're bored!

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I feel kind of sad that drunk tcrum is so much more interesting than regular tcrum.

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I don't know I like charting with you usually. I didn't know you were drunk till you told me.

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Tell me 3 things about you...Married?, Job?, favorite drink?...

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Pm inbound.

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what's her name?

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Amber Glenn

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meh

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This better be real or you're going to find yourself banned to the end of time:)

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I read the OP's handle as The Man but am thinking now they might be female. If Amber is bi, I am wondering what the drama is about it is not like they are excluded?

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What should I do?

Take a douche, and you'll be fine. 🤪

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Who cares? Team Russia is where it's at.

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Story of my life. I get attracted to a woman and find out something about her that's a turn-off....

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