Hippocrocopigasaurus!
A scientific gene splicing experiment goes horribly wrong, resulting in the creation of an abomination that is half hippopotamus, half crocodile, half pig and half tyrannosaurus (yes, I know that’s 4 halves, which is mathematically incorrect, but nothing about this film makes sense).
"Giant Puppies vs the Nudists"
Hundreds of adorable puppies are turned in to giant beasts in a science experiment gone wrong. The mutant puppies then attack a nude beach and eat the nudist families.
A goldfish scientist uses his new device to control a far away meteor. He crashes it into our ice cap to flood the world. Then the goldfish of the world unite into a giant gestalt goldfish golem. The enormous gleaming giant wades through the waters of ruined cities swinging a school bus at survivors. Starring Jon Bon Jovi (killed in 1st scene) and Steven Seagal.
shareThis sounds thrilling
I just wish Bon Jovi could survive and Seagal gets killed immediately
You had me at ‘goldfish scientist’.
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I'd pay good money to see that movie!
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The Revenge And Triumph Of Fuckwad, The B-Movie Trollboy
Starring Cerina Vincent, Mindy Robinson, America Olivia, Mercey Malick, Shae Marks, Ava Cadell, Roxie Saint, Julie K. Smith, Sasha Jackson, Jena Sims, Natassia Malthe, Sandra Vidal, Danielle C. Ryan, Bobbi Sue Luther, Monica Keena and Diora Baird. And some Albino dude and some ugly chick. Produced by Roger Corman. Script (if you want to call it that) by R_Kane. Directed by Jim Wynorski and Steven Spielberg.
We open with an insane woman posting on MC. She is getting VERY ANGRY about how many drooling posts Our Stars are getting regarding their magnificent mammaries. Driven into a jealous rage, the loony lady MovieChatter puts on her pointy witch’s hat and casts a fell curse on our Bouncing Busty Babydollls! They are all magically stripped naked and whisked to The Devil’s Whorehouse, which is run by Fuckwad, a 6’8” morbidly obese bald albino with a 13” fat penis who never bathes. There is not a stitch of clothing in the brothel. There are no towels, curtains, sheets or tin foil. Our heroines remain stark raving nude through the whole thing. The only way to be released from The Devil’s Whorehouse is for Fuckwad to ejaculate in the woman’s mouth, vagina and rectum. He never screws the same woman twice in a row and he can ejaculate only 3 times a day. He is suddenly VERY popular with the ladies! BTW, this is Full Moon Productions’ FIRST hard-core porn. There are cameras all over the house, and Full Moon has its live web-feed pay site up (pardon the pun) and running.
We need violence to go with the disgusting sex. The violence comes from the girls kicking the shit out of each other to be the 1 Fuckwad honors with his semen. Eventually, they all get home safe and sound—and A MILLION times more popular than ever before. The MC witch bitch kills herself. The actor cast as Fuckwad gets a weekday daytime talk show on Fox (naturally) and his own sexcam website.
Fuckwad gets every single woman pregnant, so, sequels.
Toxishark.
After a toxic spill goes into the ocean, a shark genetically mutates to give him extra strength which he uses to get revenge on the bastards responsible for the oil spill.
Tagline: What’s your poison?
sharewell this is being sold the the greenie crowd. so obviously for diversity reasons we cant use a "Great White" shark. how about a Mackerel shark? i present you:
The EnviroMackerelist: After (pronouns she/her) trans-supershark alteration along with her blue haired feminist friends scour the seas in revenge of evil white male capitalists and saving the planet!
tagline in Greta voice: "you stole our future...now we steal your lives!"
Solid gold!
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Just when your thought it was safe to head back to the slopes no one expected lurking in the Colorado mountains what terror awaits. Deep under the snow giant Amazonian Albino Anacondas causing Avalanches of Annihilation!
I like the way the title is written with two upper-case As at each end.
shareI started laughing as soon as I read the title.
Then there was the amazing alliteration.
"Moviebuff 224" the story of a movie nerd who is angry at the world and can't get laid. He sits in his literally basement flooding Internet forums with his complaints.
Until one night real late the the chick on the phone sex advertisement starts talking to him!!!
So he calls her and I mean now.