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Recent Movies Tommy Wiseau Should've Directed

posted 3 years ago by spacecomedy (1961)
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Tommy would've made every one of these more entertaining.

1. I'm Thinking of Ending Things - You think things got weird in that house? They could've (and should've) gotten a lot weirder.
2. Hillbilly Elegy - This movie had a lot of yelling, but it wasn't very entertaining. Nobody does entertaining yelling better than Tommy.
3. Horse Girl - If Tommy and the Horse Girl had been nude together in the fabric store it would've been more fun for everyone and I bet the customers would've cheered.
4. The Devil All the Time - Not enough guys tossing the football in this one. Also, Edward Twilight's character should've been played by Tommy.
5. Tom Cruise's MI-7 Rant - Actually, I think Tommy did direct this one.

[–] samoanjoes (50963) 3 years ago

You say this like Tommy Wiseau shouldn't be directing every film ever made.

[–] spacecomedy (1961) 3 years ago

I can only imagine the magic that would've been created from Tommy Wiseau Presents...Ma Rainey's Black Bottom.

Would Tommy have insisted on showing his white bottom?

[–] samoanjoes (50963) 3 years ago

Probably. He showed his white bottom in "The Room".

[–] spacecomedy (1961) 3 years ago

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 3 years ago

TENET. Tommy would've easily made that movie without being confusing. Also, Edward Twilight's character should've been played by Tommy.

[–] FredBurroughs (19706) 3 years ago

Denzel's Washing-son: "How does all this time travel stuff work, exactly?"
Tommy Wiseau: "A-hahaha, don't wurry about it... Sometimes you can feel it. Anyway, how is your sex life?"

[–] spacecomedy (1961) 3 years ago

This brief exchange would've made the movie a trillion times better.