What did the conductor name his twins?

It was bad enough when it was samoanjoes - don't you start too, lol.

Oh jeez!

Don't you start😃

How does he order a Big Mac Meal and a Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal?

I'll have ah-one and ah-two

I couldn't resist.

How does a lumberjack know how many trees he has cut??






he keeps a log.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCc-RWIp7XU

Must have been Lawrence Welk. He supposedly had a personalized license plate which read A1 AN A2.