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FREE AMERICAN MOVIE IDEA FOR PRODUCERS:


Shootouts, car chases, explosions, sex.

Plot unimportant.

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There are too many car chases in your free idea. How about just "car chase." And only one "sex?" You won't be eligible for an Oscar.

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THEY ALREADY MADE FINDING NEMO...IT HAS FISH.

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I have an idea! Let's make another Finding Nemo movie. With the same plot and everything. But this time IT'S DORY!

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You live in Hollywood don't cha?

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That idea would have raked in $500m 20 years ago.

However, it needs more identity-politics, female empowerment and full-frontal male nudity to satisfy current audiences mores.

Also, have you considered hiring Daisy McCrackin as the ships captain?

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These are excellent free ideas! Weave in assumed entitlement into the script and they'll assume a plot for you! Think of the savings!

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Need to have Michael Jai White to star.

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You forgot the naked ladies.

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Plot unimportant? JJ Is that you?!

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