Does anyone else here HATE children?

No, I do not.

😎

No, I don't hate children, but I readily admit that some can be a pain at times. I think it depends on the parents and the boundaries they set for their children.

I think they are planning to replace us. :-)

No, but I am occasionally disappointed with the parents.

Me either. And I hate when people call their children "angels" or "miracles". It's happened billions of times, how is that a miracle?

No, I love children. It's shitty parents I can't stand, and if you wanta know why, just go to some crowded place where people take their kids (such as theme parks) and watch the fruits of their poorly done labors.

When W. C. Fields was asked if he liked children, he responded,
"Only if they're cooked properly."

Seriously, if kids are obnoxious, it's the parents' fault, because they're too lazy to discipline or teach them anything. It's easier for them to let the kids have their way -- and they wind up with brats that no one wants to be around.
(That would be me!) 😲

You were one yourself once..

Of course I do not hate them