Money does not buy happiness.

I heard it does...to a limit. After that threshold, it doesn't matter how rich you are.

"... but it does buy you a better class of misery." - Dudley Moore

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True, buy it does buy you a degree of freedom. Freedom to live/eat/buy/do where and what you want. And that doesn't suck.

Yes it does.

But it buys cocaine and jet skis.

security

But it certainly can make misery more entertaining.