If it's too long and you don't want to read it, I can samurais it for you.
Haha! Hihi! Hara! Kiri!
You are finally making me lose my tempura!
Don't you make that in a frying Japan?
You wouldn't yolk like that if we were both soba
I admit that my jokes can sometimes be saké. I'd talk some more, but arigato see my friend at his house.