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What is the worse date film of all time?


Mine is a obscure one.

Demon Seed (1977)

A super intelligent AI computer traps/rapes and ultimately impregnates a woman trapped inside a computer scientist computer controlled home.

She won't be in the mood, neither will you after watching this one.

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I Spit on Your Grave (1978) a woman is gang raped (quite graphic) then tracks each man down and kills them (also graphic).

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That was my second choice, lol.

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I thought it'd be Asian Babes: Vol. VIII.

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Damnit! Didn’t think of that, however, in some circumstances it might turn out to be the best date film 🤔

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I am picturing some kind of 70's spoof film, guy turns up white shoes, shirt open to navel, mustache preened. Picks up Jane from her folks, boogies over to his white panel van leaves her to open the door herself. It has some kind of muck on it and she gets in, the seats are a disgrace also.

He takes her to the film, makes her pay for the pop corn and cokes. They sit down and watch the film. Jane had heard about films like this but never believed it.

After the film she sits in the burger place petrified, cops walk in but she is too scared to scream. She just wants to go home, burn her clothes, bleach her skin. Oh no, he looks at her with a grin.

"So Mandy, what did you think of the film? She was hot eh?"

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I'm thinking that there are men that actually took their dates to this film!

Love to time travel back and interview these guys.

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I was in a book store once and bought a copy of Mein Kampf (for a friend) and 1,000 Days of Sodom by Sade (for a different friend) the book store girl was seriously cute, due to the books I bought (for two different friends) I was a little shy around her but I think she was flirting with me.

In retrospect I think I missed what could have been a hell of a date.

I think back then the man just made all of the decisions for the date and the woman hoped for the best? I wonder how many turned up in white shoes and white transit vans lol.

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The Accused (1988).

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A Serbian Film (2010)

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Several all time worst date movies were quickly identified...

Irreversible would be a date killer

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That’s a rough one right there that I don’t think I’ll ever watch again.

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I bet most people won't watch it more than once, I'm with you

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This thread is also educational for all the clueless men in the world.

(A considered myself semi-clueless)

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A Clockwork Orange (1971)

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Really bad film anyway but yes, the violence might be a concern.

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I can't watch Singing In The Rain in a normal way anymore.

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The Last House on the Left (1972)

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Never heard of that one.

Dude....(just checked the site) I can see why that isn't shown on cable.

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Keep telling yourself it’s just a movie

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I'd say the same about the Remake. I have it in my collection but I have to really be in a bad mood to watch it and I still skip the rape scene.

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This is one of about 3 films that I felt like I should be arrested after watching. Lol. Such a twisted film.

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Of course we are perhaps being a little sexist and thinking the guy always chooses the film. How about some bad films women might choose?

1. Anything with Whoopi Goldberg or Sandra Oh (Unless Diane Lane's hotness counteracts the Ug factor)
2. Anything that is directed by Paul Feig.
3. Talking cats. No talking cats.
4. Female is dying of female illness.
5. Anyone is dying of any illness. Illnesses caused by robots or space aliens excepted.
6. Mamma Mia
7. Any film whose title starts with Bridget Jones or has the word Shades in it.
8. Films where someone is pregnant, or wants to be pregnant. Pregnancies caused by robots or space aliens excepted.

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Anything starring Oprah Winfrey.

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Oh yeah. Terrible films, I was going to call her a wannabe actress but I don't even think she is interested in being that. She was just riding the privilege train.

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AMEN, bro!

ESPECIALLY not Mamma Mia. A woman dragged me to that, and I remember after 10 minutes thinking "Just kill me now."

😎

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Good list!

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