I was driving my car with the top down and a bird pooped on my forehead. Splat - it was yellow and gross.
Fortunately I had a cloth mask and a large bottle of hand sanitizer on my front seat so I cleaned it up. Never, ever have I had that happen.
No more C19 worries -now I only have to worry about bird flu.
A similar thing happened to me way back in 1979 when I still lived on Long Island, N.Y.
I was driving home from work in my brand new Honda Prelude and I had the sunroof open.
Stopped for a red light and SPLAT! Bird sh!t came right though the opening onto my right pants leg.
I almost went directly to the Dry-Cleaners, but I went home instead and changed into jeans before doing so.
I never again stopped at that light with the sunroof open.
This is like the scar scene in Jaws so βI got that beat.β Lol
A couple of friends and I were in a small boat several miles out in the marsh and a huge storm sprung up so we pulled under a drilling platform with itβs wooden deck above our heads for shelter to ride it out. We had caught some fish earlier, so I got the Coleman stove going in the boat and we started cooking for lunch. Little did we know a huge flock of Egrets must have been on top of the platform all day before the storm because suddenly white bird poop started raining down on us through the cracks in the boards. We were covered in white and so was the inside of the boat including the frying pan cooking the fish.
We had to throw the meal out and go swimming. π
Superstition says bird poop landing on you means you are in for a run of GOOD luck. Go play the lottery! I know someone who won big at a casino after a bird poop encounter.
shareCOVID19 + Bird Flu, here comes the second wave that Dr. Fauci has been warning us about!!!
shareI had a bird shit on my head and kind of roll down my face, look up and its a clear sky, like where did this come from, how far had this shit been traveling.
Having a bird shit on you is such a weird experience.