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Women and Satan are pretty much the same thing.


If you take out the letters "ifer" from "lucifer" and add a "y", it spells "Lucy" which is a girl's name. Therefore, women are unequivocally the devil.

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The name of the Fallen Angel and the woman are from the same base, which is ‘lux’ in Latin meaning light.
Simple really.
Though, obviously not as fun, or click-baity as your suggestion 🤔😎

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Interesting.

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You make a compelling point
On a related note have you noticed;

Woman
-Wo
=Man
+De=Deman
-e+o
=Demon

I rest my case

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This just says it all. Women and Satan go hand-in-hand. And yet men are supposed to be the sexist ones.

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Beelzebub and Beatrice even have several of the same letters

It couldn't be more obvious!

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Nice try SHogie but you made a mistake man

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Nonsense!

I worked night and day on that equation with top math eggheads from all over...you know how brainy those nerds are

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nop, it's wrong,

It should have read: -a+o= Demon

Nerds.

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Damn it!
That's what I get for ordering their pizza and Mountain Dew before they had finished...

NNEEEERRRRDDDSSS!

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haha!!!

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So... does that mean "I Love Lucy" is really a satanist show?

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What makes it even worse is that "love" backwards spells "evil". So the show is really "I, Evil Lucy"

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You got a lotta 'splainin' to do!

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Damn, autocorrect. It was supposed to be "love" backwards spells "evol".

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Around here, EVOL = frozen truffle mac and cheese.

Is frozen truffle mac and cheese from hell then? And if so, is hell such a bad place?

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Mac and Cheese is always a plus, so no.

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If Hell is where all the "best people" go, perhaps the catering is up to their standards.

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Eminem logic

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Damn I was wrong I thought this was a moviebuff post all the way.

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Just a good ole MovieBuff parody.

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Well done sir.

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If you take the letters F E M A L E and replace them with S A T A N - I think you will find that we have further evidence of the occult.

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I have read that this is scientifically proven

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Or if you takeout "sa" from Satan, that leaves you with "tan". And we all know which gender likes getting tans.

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You must have a limited sample. Not all women are that much fun.

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All women's lives matter.

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I agree, but some people would get angry at you for saying that.

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Something my high school math teacher taught us ...


Girls require time and money:

GIRLS = TIME * MONEY [Eq.1]

Any business owner can tell you that time IS money:

TIME = MONEY [Eq.2]

Substituting Eq.2 into Eq.1:

GIRLS = MONEY * MONEY [Eq.3]

And we all know money is the root of all evil:

MONEY = sqrt(EVIL) [Eq.4]

Substituting Eq.4 into Eq.3:

GIRLS = sqrt(EVIL) * sqrt(EVIL)

GIRLS = EVIL

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There is no time in the day where my brain is able to do all that math.

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That math joke was the first thing to come to my mind when I started reading this thread.

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Holy shit, you guys are just now figuring this out? “Hey adam, come take a bite of this delicious apple...” should’ve been your first clue. Lol y’all over here playing word scrabble. 🙄boys.

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lol!!

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