have you tried this before? Type into Google 'Florida man' and then your birthday and see what story pops up.
Mine is 'Florida man 6th July ' a man caught urinating on car then running from police.
Some of these are so strange! I wonder why Florida has so many weird crimes π€π€·ββοΈ
Tell me what your story is
Florida man nearly killed in freak lawn furniture accident - 7/27
(I tested other states and headlines were boring)
Weβll do a thread on crackheads in Atlanta sometime. I know crack is no laughing matter because everyone knows crack is wack, but... anytime a story starts with, βdid you hear what that crackhead did?β Iβm rarely disappointed.
shareFlorida man asks police to remove mugshot from Facebook after theft, only for them to replace it with booking photo.
My birthday is the same as the presidential election of Donald Trump.
North Florida Man Beat, Pepper Sprayed Mom Because βShe Was a Narcissist'
share"Florida Man Makes Gator Chug Beer, Tries to Get it to Bite His Arm"
"A Florida Man Dresses Like A Doctor To Escape From The Hospital"
"Florida man knocked unconscious by hot sauce bottle in fight over graham crackers"
"Florida Man Wins Lottery, Becomes Millionaire, Accidentally Marries Own Granddaughter"
"FLORIDA MAN BEAT 9-YEAR-OLD WITH SHOE FOR GETTING IN BOUNCE HOUSE WITHOUT PERMISSION"
Too much man, too much. Thatβs just a whole lotta crazy insane. Also, where and more importantly how do they get these alligators?! I feel like assault by alligator is a pretty common thing there.
I need more time to process the rest of this madness.