Wtf 80s songs


There are some 80s songs that come off a little stalkery, paranoid, demented...
Are there any 80s songs that make you wonder wtf?
I like this one but....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
Billy Idol what have you done with this poor girls face?

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The police - every breath you take
Most stalkerish song ever

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100%

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Can I ask what your name means?

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You can ask but I’m not telling😉

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Lol kind of slimy. Get it?

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Well you took quite a leap calling me slimy brave boy. I’m feeling froggy as hell, let’s get mouthy.😀

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I would happily play leap frog with you if you promise not to get handsy.

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😂Sounds fun but you’ve got too many rules.

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Froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh
A sword and a pistol by his side, uh-huh

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Lol whats that from?

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I can't play without my gee-tar string!

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This was the first song that came to mind

Great song but a whole lot of creepy😳

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Love this song, but the lyrics are really WTF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q

Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung

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Whoa! I know this song but I guess I never paid attention to the lyrics. I have many questions, but I don’t think I want the answers! Wtf indeed.

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Another one that weirds me out is Turning Japanese by the Vapors. I know it was on a Mini Pops record I had, and then hearing it in it's entirety as a teenager I was so confused. I know I've read that it was more about going crazy after the loss of a girlfriend, but I don't get that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XedDyR0opow

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Before I even listen, people always told me this song was about masterbation?
Gonna check it out and see wtf with this one.

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Apparently that isn't true according to the band....who knows though.

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Yeah that one got weird too. I’m not sure what turning Japanese has to do with anything, but this guy sounds very murdery to me.
He’s in a cell, wants a picture of a girls insides, and is avoided like a cyclone ranger? Wtf. He’s way into murder is my guess.

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It’s about ballroom dance steps. Chill

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I’m perfectly calm dude. Calmer than you. Oh ballroom dancing, of course! You wanna dance?

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Yeah, stalkers, paranoid, not cool....but demented, that’s okay, especially when girls can do it too!

Posted it a bunch, but it never gets old for me once I found it...heard it back when it came out in the 80s and loved the spirit and energy!....I know you like punk so I doubt you’ll be offended froggy...a new fave of MC poster nyctc7, who’s declared it “the greatest song ever recorded” plenty of times:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hqCCleNw16w

Yes, the 80s get a lot of stick, but it was cool to grow up with shyt like this...good times!

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See, you get me. I agree, demented is a positive thing. I’m not into my head ending up in a bucket in someone’s basement demented, but deranged humor can be quite fun.
😂Good song, definitely not offended. I wouldn’t call it a wtf song though, it seems pretty right on. I would think this is a very relatable song for any female, and for any man that’s ever been with a female.

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Got ya...I always liked the line ”don’t even think about it tonight...of course I’d be wearing white!” ....classic!

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Oran “Juice” Jones

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9dZW1C3neao

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🤣omg mojo, amazing! That was funny as fuck and I’m about to listen again. Straight shit talking. Hush puppy shoe wearing😆
Obviously this is wtf, nobody should speak to their lady this way, but dude did have some funny lines and was just going off!

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He’s got some kick ass back ground singers too. 😀

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George Michael's Father Figure comes to mind. I assume it's suppose to be about a Dom/sub romantic fantasy, but the metaphor is just disturbing. The video doesn't help matters.

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This is my go to George Michael song, but yeah it’s sketch. I’ve had this same discussion with a friend. We were reading the lyrics (which I had completely wrong btw) and they were definitely a little creepy.

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“ This is my go to George Michael song“ 💯 love this song, and the video as well.

For the George Michael fans: here is a version of Freedom that was being played a lot in the early 90’s that I like a lot more than the original. It mixes in Soul II Soul - Back to Life.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMNPFhO8ZrI

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/https://youtu.be/Cs36hVDImzo .?

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Well, it’s not 80s but it’s definitely wtf?

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Into The Night by Benny Mardones

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😬 wtf

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