Happy July 4, 'Muricans.
Celebrate 'til Don's early light. I have no idea who Don is and why you should care about his light, but I hope he has a great day too.
shareCelebrate 'til Don's early light. I have no idea who Don is and why you should care about his light, but I hope he has a great day too.
shareMay this be the worst 4yh of July EVER!!!
Because it sucks, the local celebrations are cancelled, and I'm thoroughly disappointed with my country. The pandemic is now raging unchecked, and that's s huge failure on the governmental AND individual level. Every asshole who refused to wear a mask or clean their hands should hang their heads in shame.
"Every asshole who refused to wear a mask or clean their hands should hang their heads in shame."
AMEN
Canada is not much better.
shareLook at the Johns Hopkins coronavirus map. The wall of red cases reported pretty much stops at the Canadian border.
https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html
The more you zoom in, the more startling the contrast. Folks, we've been doing it wrong.
The stats are all over the place. Some states are counting positive antibody tests as new cases and some are defining "probable cases" with unreasonably expansive criteria and reporting them as new cases.
sharewhy a national administration was always & is the only effective resort to effective pandemic mitigation
shareWe're not in reading at an alarming rate, but we're getting consistent new cases.
share> I have no idea who Don is
As a USA-ian I can answer that. It's not a name, it's a title. It refers to Don Corleone.
I think it's Don Johnson, I mean, who rocks chin stubble harder?!?
shareAt least it's not Don Lemon.
shareIf it were Mike instead of Don it could have been about this guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
Happy 4th of July to all my American friends.
sharefrom the king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8wZGhfEslY
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Found a hornets nest in my grill so we won't be using that today!
shareYou're not using the hornets nest or the grill?
shareLight the grill and get the hell out of the area👍
It's the only way to be sure
The ignition button is broken so it needs to be started with a match. Could be done, but it will be risky.
shareThose damned ignition buttons totally poop out after the first season!
Just turn the propane on, drop a lit book of matches in the barrel, run away and dive into the shrubs like Schwarzenegger at the end of Predator...what could go wrong?
Propane was gone and grill was unused for around a month, which is why they had the chance to build the nest. But fear not! I doused it with lighter fluid and threw a match on it earlier today.
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