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Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man


Let's say I go into a guy's office. Let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hee hee hee, I love it. I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty!

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Here's a technique for you - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XvxDaIwCw

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I just rewatched this PERFECTLY silly movie for about the 10th time last week!

I love the bit with the deer😂

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All because you wanted to save a few dollars.

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Hmm. Does this resemble your sales technique. https://youtu.be/0K_Iw-ikBe0

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I too would like to feel incredibly manly!
I need a FordCougarFalconBird!!

Funny stuff😃

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Cross your heart seat belt...remember these? - https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cross+your+heart+bra

Edit: I see they still exist as a current product

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I think I just found what I'm binge watching today:)

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I always loved that show! The Simpsons in Space.

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Seasons 1-5 were pretty much perfect, very few bad episodes. I think they should have left it there, rather than bring it back with season 6+

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I may be interested in making a purchase..

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Do you like chicken wings?

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God your sick

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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn’t pick up!

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Holy shit, you’re so weird! It’s fantastic😁

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🍻

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House keeping ...

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You want mint for pillow?

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what are you selling?

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I love your posts...There like little brain teasers for me to figure out what you're thinking:)

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This thread was inspired by the movie Tommy Boy. If you haven’t seen it yet, you gotta check it out.

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of course I've seen it.. Thats like asking have you seen Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison.

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All among my favorite comedies ever!

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Are we the only ones that have seen tommy boy like 50 times ?

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This is one of the few movies that I never get tired of.

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We still got the meat lovers pizza in the trunk

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You can get a good look at the butcher’s ass if you stick your head up there. But wouldn’t you rather take his word for it?

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You wanted to save a few extra pennies ?

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Finds some new drugs.

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