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What do you get when you push a gypsy off a bike?



Your bike back.

Where does a gypsy keep his money?
In your wallet.

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You trying to start a gypsy riot?

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LOL!

Did you know that the Triathlon was invented by a gypsy? He walked to the swimming pool, and rode a bike home.

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What key can open any lock? A pi-key.

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that's funny. you wanna buy a dag?

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What's a dag?

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A dag, 'ya know? A DAG? De'ye like dags?

It's from Snatch (00) and Brad Pitt plays an Irish piker

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Huh? I saw that film, but I don't remember any mention of "dags".

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where do gypsy kids go to school?

at your various area stores

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satisfaction!
dirty lazy garbage

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you're not getting it

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Im getting it. They are taking jokes made for another race and replacing it with gypsy.

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Made for another race? I refuse to believe there's a group in the world more famous for stealing bikes than gypsies.

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Lol!

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LOL!

I was approached by a gypsy this morning. She was dirty, ugly, smelly, and wart-ridden. She lives in a flea infested caravan, and probably gets sexually abused by her dad and brothers. She then tried to see me heather "to bring me good luck"!

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And mmc2 continues to give that otherwise cool emoji a bad rap with his venomous, hateful diatribes.

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I've invented a new game. You lock a group of Pikeys in a cellar for a week without any food.
It's called Hungry Hungry Gyppos!

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All because his "little Romanian buddy" severed ties with him and blocked him in another forum.

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did croft return?

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You get an angry gypsy that screams at you for committing a hate crime, and demands that you call them a Romani or a Traveler.

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And then I'll tell him to fuck off!

Gypsy dance!
Gypsy sing!
Shake my hand!
I'll steal your ring!

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Just don't let the PC crowd hear you say that. For some reason, less than 5 years ago, they suddenly decided it was illegal to say "gypsy," despite people using that term for a long time. I think it's stupid, considering we don't even have them here in the US, but obviously someone got upset about it and made a huge stink on the web.

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Thanks, but I really don't give a shit about the PC crowd. They can go f**k themselves.

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I second that ^^^^^

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Amen!

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My Dad went to Egypt in the 70's and told me the Gypsy housekeepers stole all of his underwear from the hotel room lol. True story that still makes me laugh.

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That is funny.

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What's long, hard, and hurts gypsies?
My shovel.

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What do you get when you hurt a gypsy by pushing him off a bike that looks like yours, and his grandma happens to be a witch?

You create a plot for the sequel to the movie "Drag Me To Hell (2009) ".

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Okay then. I'll take your word on that.

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I fell in love with a gypsy girl once. She totally stole my heart.

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LOL!

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