The ice cream man
Thank you for teaching lessons to the young minds of our country.
https://loudwire.com/death-metal-ice-cream-truck/
this is fake, right?
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Outstanding.
shareThe ice cream man
the ice cream man
kidnaps all your children
hides them in his minivan
the ice cream man
the ice cream man
There ought to be a cocktail truck for adults.
To keep people from drinking and driving, it's a bar on wheels that comes to your neighborhood! Blaring Frank Sinatra singing about it being a quarter to three and no one in the place but you and me, to let everyone know that grownup treats are coming their way!
Or a beer truck that blares country songs about losing your wife and your dog and hoisting another cold one!
BEEEEEER TRUUUUCK!!!!
Listen. Listen! Can't you hear it?! I can hear it! I hear the beer truck!! Listen, it's coming. Go get your money!!
There you go: -
https://www.thealevan.co.uk/
Sweet. I wonder how seaworthy the van is...
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https://travelaway.me/prosecco-vans-uk/
Dude yes! Simple but genius, and it would save lives. Someone needs to contact Mark Cuban about this endeavor.
shareHaven’t you noticed that genius is ALWAYS simple.
It’s fucking stupidity that is convoluted as hell.
Witness government.
Like this?
https://www.thecocktailcar.com/
One for the ladies: -
https://travelaway.me/prosecco-vans-uk/
Lame.
shareBut it's on the internet so you just know it's totally true
shareYou think? I also saw a purple brony-mobile that you would have loved. It played n’sync and new kids on the block, but unfortunately it only sold cotton candy and anal beads.
sharehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okjoBYM1dZs
share😁👍 I actually drove an ice cream truck when I was 17. Fun times!
shareI was Santa Claus in the local mall when I was 19.
Women are diiiirty!
Really? They were into the whole bad Santa thing, huh?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0NoalRsk5w
Oh from 15 to 50 (and some older), squirm in Santa's lap and say "Mmmm... what's Santa want for Christmas?".
I was 19. My stuff got hard when the wind blew! I think they were all calling each other lol!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVnH39UzI8
😆 You gave them a tour of the North Pole. Certainly not the worst job you could have at 19.
shareI am all for this. We need more rock music in this world. Our kids are being brainwashed into listening to terrible autotuned rappers and terrible pop artists.
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