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Coronavirus Toilet Paper Calculator!


This is a useful tool. Still worried you might not have quite enough TP to last you? Count up how many rolls you've got, enter how many people are in your household, and voila!

https://toiletpaper-calculator.com

On a related note, the local grocery store's baker has a sense of humour. There are now TP roll cakes for sale, accompanied by a chocolate cupcake 💩

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I wonder if Sheryl Crow has used this calculator. 😄

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HAHAHA😂
I still remember that dopey comment she made two decades ago

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TOILET PAPER IS NOT ESSENTIAL...WHY DO YOU THINK THEY PUT THE SHOWER RIGHT NEXT TO THE TOILET.

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Snerk!

I'd ask you to marry me, if you didnt have a kid.

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Fortunately my sister's fiance works in a paper mill, so I have an edge getting more of it if things don't improve there by the time I run out.

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I'm so relieved, (pun intended), to know we have enough for 48 days.

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their calculation seems spot on, at least with my own experience.

though...not to be too graphic or anything, but if i order in from the indian restaurant down the street every week like i have been, there tends to be a slight uptick in my use.

curious to know if there are still shortages in everyone's region, though.

for the past few weeks, when i've been in stores, the tp & other paper products seem to be reasonably stocked. still marked with a 1/customer limit of course, but there's product on the shelf.

is that everyone else's experience?

one of the journalists i follow on twitter, who lives in new jersey i believe, said that there was still no tp on shelves in his area.

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I live in Melbourne, FL and a couple days ago the local Publix had some toilet paper and paper towels on the shelves midday. No crowd.

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96 days? 96 days?
How in the hell could that dumb-ass tp calculator claim that I have 96 days worth of toilet paper?
Obviously, it sure doesn't know that I'm full of shit. ;-)

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