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WHY DOES KOWALSKI USE CAPS?


BECAUSE HE IS A JACKASS...BEYOND THAT,WHEN I STARTED CHATTING SLIGHTLY OVER 20 YEARS AGO,MY NIC WAS MALFUNCTIONING-PORN-BOT,TO IMITATE THE ACTUAL PORN BOTS OF THE ROOM(WHO USED CAPS),I USED CAPS...IT BECAME PART OF MY PERSONA,STYLE,IDENTITY,WHATEVER...A TOUCH OF OCD,AND A LOW SEAT ON THE SPECTRUM KEEP ME FROM EVEN THINKING OF SWITCHING...THERE YOU HAVE IT...CAPS AND JACKASSERY,WHAT A TALE!

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Because you're awesome..Dont break...

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I think we need this post pinned.

Surely one of the most often asked questions on MC.

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IT'S ALL GOOD BRO...IT TOOK A WHILE TO GET USED TO BUT WHATEVER, YOU ARE ACESπŸ‘

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The first rule of MovieChat is we do not question Kowalski.

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What's the second rule of MC?
I plum forgot!

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The second rule is the same as the first. But you're breaking the third rule of talking about the rules, which in turn, also means I'm breaking the third rule as we are discussing said rules. Ironically we are breaking the fourth rule which prohibits use of the word "rules".

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Rules? I don't need no stinking rules!

*read this in a ridiculous Mexican accent

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I DON'T KNOW, WHY DOES KOWALSKI USE CAPS?

(CUE PUNCHLINE)

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HE TOLD ME HIS CAP LOC KEY WAS STICKY

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I'm glad you admit you're a jackass. So don't get mad when I call you a jackass!😁

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You use all caps? Hadn't noticed. 😜

Seriously though, we wouldn't have you any other way! It wouldn't be you without it! πŸ˜‡

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I have and always will hate it. It's obnoxious.

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