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Anybody else a 29 year old virgin like me?


Im.a 29 year old virgin

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NOPE...38 YEAR OLD FATHER.

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Incel here too. Just kidding. I've gotten laid a few times in my 56 years.

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How is that even possible?

High school alone is a sex fest. There's prom, driving a car at 16, the parties, friends.

Then, tack on a whole other decade of the best and most fertile of your life which is your 20s, where your maturity level and looks are a lot like high school, except this time add bars and being able to do what you want, when you want, travel to Greece to get laid if you wanted.

How did you remain a virgin in the 15 years of your life where getting laid by the the most number of partners is the easiest? How is it in 15 years of being young, fertile, healthy, not a single opportunity crossed your path?

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Where your maturity and looks are a lot like high school? And your a 29 year old virgin too?

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SO....HOW MUCH DO YOU BENCH?

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No friends . Extremaly ahy especially around pretty girls

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What are you waiting for?

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The #MeToo movement has made it scary for men to approach women. You're basically at the edge of your seat, walking on eggshells, stuttering uncontrollably, when with a woman now, hoping she doesn't find something you do inappropriate.

"Want to watch a..a..a...movie?"

"A MOVIE AT THIS HOUR!? I WANT TO GO HOME!" next day MeToo

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You need to watch it from a positive side: that's the best test possible for shitty/toxic females. If she says anything remotely woke or similar to modern feminism or MeToo, you just make some excuse, leave and don't meet her again.

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This

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I just really thought about it

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Then let me give you a piece of advice. I didn't have any success with women until I had a lot of success with women. Do you know what made a difference? Having fun.

When I tried, it didn't work. When I stopped trying and started having fun, it worked wonders.

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I dont try and I'm extremaly shy especially around pretty girls

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Start with banging a few ugly ones. Work your way up to the pretty ones.

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Crazy Cooter's Theory of Relatively: It's all relatively good when you fucking it.

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Are you actually human?

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Check out his posting history. Everyone is replying to a troll.

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No

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I hate saying it, but that's disgraceful. You may as well stay one all your life now. Adults who are virgins are imo useless people. I mean, were here to procreate. All other animals do it, so why should we be different? And if you don't want to procreate fine, but why someone wouldn't want to pleasure the opposite sex in the best way possible confounds me.

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Well, I think what you’re saying is disgraceful! You have no right to judge other people if they decide to remain celibate. There are some folks who prefer to wait until marriage. So keep your lustful opinionated thoughts to yourself.

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It's my opinion that I'm entitled to. Were all products of nature. And in nature, life is just supposed to go on. Marriage is something we created. Marriage doesn't promote life, sex does and was meant to by nature. These people who can only think of themselves finding a so called ideal life with a particular type of right person are just narrow minded and somewhat self absorbed. It's not all about what life is here; but what also could be here.

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“These people who can only think of themselves finding a so called ideal life with a particular type of right person are just narrow minded and somewhat self absorbed.

😡How dare you make such a statement about someone’s personal beliefs. People do exist without sex. Who are you to call someone narrow minded because s/he isn’t out boinking someone every night! Self absorbed my arse! You are the one who is self absorbed thinking “Damn if I don’t get laid tonight, I’m not doing what I was put on this earth to do...to beget! Therefore I shall take a stand...I shall rise to the occasion...it’s my duty!” You are one very opinionated human being who believes your way is the only way to exist.

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While I doubt the authenticity of the OP, there are many reasons why someone could feasibly still be a virgin at 29. Mental health issues, disability, social anxiety, religious beliefs.. I think it's a bit much to say adults virgins are disgraceful or useless, without knowing any of the reasons for their celibacy.

Not sure about your procreation angle either. Yes, we all have sex organs, but is that our entire purpose here, to overpopulate the earth? I'm not sure. I tend to think humans have been responsible for far greater achievements than basic reproduction. Perhaps making a conscious decision not to add to the overpopulation of the Earth while still being sexually active could be seen as a more enlightened use of our superior intelligence.

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YEAH,I AGREE...LIFE IS ABOUT PUTTING YOUR WEINER IN AS MANY OTHER CREATURES AS POSSIBLE...IF YOU ARENT POKING THINGS WITH YOUR WEINER YOU ARENT OF ANY USE TO THE PLANET...

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Does pie count?

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IF YOU CAN FUCK IT,YOU CAN COUNT IT!

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Every hole's a goal.

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And you’re still disgusting!

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And you’re still disgusting!

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I'm a 34 year old virgin.

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