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Will I ever own a paper towel again?


I have a dog for cryin’ out loud!

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Do you always say that it won't bite anyone?

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No I just let her bite

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I have some! Of course there's the problem of getting a roll to you. Minor issue.

I also have a dog but can't think of how he's causing me paper towel usage. Well today he went into an area with poison oak so I had to soak several with rubbing alcohol and rub him down with it, but usually this is an anomaly. What's the deal with your dog?

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Drool, lots of drool. Muddy paws

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Boxer, St. Bernard, Great Dane? Those are the majorly drooly dogs I know of.

What you need is to get yourself a few drool rags. Use, use, pop in washer and dryer, tahdah! Likewise for the muddy paws.

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Paper and towel ?

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I have a good supply since I keep supplies in my basement "bunker" for emergencies. I also have two 30 packs of 2 ply TP.

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But what about me?

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Sorry, can't help you. But good luck, and remember, this too, shall pass.

I read back in 2010 that in an emergency, TP would be more valuable than gold. So I bought a bunch of that, and paper towels. Never thought I'd see the day when it came true. It pays to be prepared. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

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That’s the way to do it. If you have the room to store things then why not?

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Yep!

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I think at some point they might visit us and take tests.

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I don't understand this shortage. Thought this would be stocked by now(3 weeks later) but It's still hard to get some TP these days. It's the new Gold as someone has said on here. It is more popular than Chess and more valuable than Bitcoin. lol

I am down to 2 megarolls and 4 normal rolls of Charmin.

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Oh no, you are in a worse situation than me. I read the shortage is caused by some of the raw materials for making TP are not being shipped from China right now. https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2020/4/3/21206942/toilet-paper-coronavirus-shortage-supply-chain

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That’s how they’re going to take us down! They’ll just stroll into this country and take over without a fight because no one will come outside to defend the nation because they’ll all be too embarrassed about the poop stains in the back of their pants.

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Go to an auto parts store and by boxes of paper shop towels

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Will try, if those places are still open. Thanks

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Paper towels is gonna be the stuff of legends for future generations. They only know about it through our stories.

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