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The police came to my house today.

posted 4 years ago by samoanjoes (50731)
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The cop said that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I told them that's impossible because my dog doesn't have a bike.

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[–] Stratego (29178) 4 years ago

You live alone, don't you?😉

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[–] samoanjoes (50731) 4 years ago

Let's just say that I hate dogs.

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 4 years ago

😳

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[–] Stratego (29178) 4 years ago

Wow, buddy, what the freak is your problem with dogs???

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BriskHighlevelAurochs-size_restricted.gif

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[–] samoanjoes (50731) 4 years ago

Look at that blatant assault. To the pound they go.

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[–] Stratego (29178) 4 years ago

They're coming after you!!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/Za3d63PMN3Yndefvtu/giphy.gif

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[–] samoanjoes (50731) 4 years ago

They already have. Twice in my life.

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 4 years ago

https://media.giphy.com/media/LPQ943m8yMcpy/giphy.gif

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[–] Stratego (29178) 4 years ago

I'm sending them after you again. Bwuahahahah!😈

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 4 years ago

😄

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[–] Adam60z (3749) 4 years ago

That's sychronicity! A cop came to my house today too! He said someone accused me of shooting an elephant in my pajamas. I told him that's impossible. My pajamas wouldn't fit!

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[–] samoanjoes (50731) 4 years ago

I read about this. Shame on you for having Hello Kitty pajamas.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Ah dogs...it's said that outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?".

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