The police came to my house today.
The cop said that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I told them that's impossible because my dog doesn't have a bike.
shareThe cop said that my dog had chased someone on a bike. I told them that's impossible because my dog doesn't have a bike.
shareYou live alone, don't you?😉
shareLet's just say that I hate dogs.
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shareWow, buddy, what the freak is your problem with dogs???
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Look at that blatant assault. To the pound they go.
shareThey're coming after you!!!
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shareAh dogs...it's said that outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
shareA horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?".
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