Why can’t people forgive trolls?
Doesn’t everyone has the right for redemption? Just because decided to make a few troll posts doesn’t mean he can’t change. People here should be more open minded.
shareBefore one posts, one must ask oneself: would John J. Rambo post this?
shareWhat?
shareGet in — no time to explain!
shareI'm picturing a dog with sunglasses behind the wheel...maybe too many memes😃
OK, I'll get in!
Are you hearing that rockin' soundtrack as we peel rubber, knocking over trashcans and causing pedestrians to spill their groceries?
shareHell yeah!
Oh No!!!
The bridge is out ahead, whatever will we do sunglass-wearing, car driving Irish Setter?!?
Watch this.
*Pulls overhead lever, cranks handwheel, flips switch — side rockets deploy, and we sail clean over the city, as a newspaper boy clutches his hat to his head and cars pile up and explode below.*
Title overlay: Air Bud 17
Uggh, Air Bud 17 was so derivative of Air Bud 12...I wish Kubrick had signed on to direct it
LOOK OUT FOR THAT TROLLEY!!!
I agree. Take the wheel Shogun!
*I, a sunglasses-wearing, car driving Irish Setter, crawl to the backseat and flip down the cupholder/armrest, revealing a numeric keypad. A bit of fancy paw work on the ole numerals flips me out into a gyroscopic side-mounted cockpit, a digital visor lowers onto my eyes, and dual precision missile launchers flip out into ready position. I take aim at the trolley below. Sweat beadlets form upon my furrowed canine brow as the cursors sway in and out of alignment. [Extreme closeup] They lock together, illuminating green. I pull the trigger on the joystick, and the missiles fly home like baby birds to mother's nest — decimating the trolley. All that remains is a blown out Maxwell House can of cig butts and ash.*
Hi five!
✋!
Whew, that was a close one!
What's this, now! Engine trouble..?!?
This car seems to be sputtering out, Egads!
Luckily that big mansion ensconced amidst all of those dead trees seems like the perfect place to borrow a phone
Let's go knock, our troubles are nearly over
WWJJRD
I'm wearing the bracelet right now...and nothing else
I hope that didn't come off as creepy:/
JJR W D that so it's OK. 👍
share.... what the hell are you talking about?? Can we stick to the subject and can you answer my question please?!
shareSeems your thread got hijacked by a bunch of no good trolls, but I for one forgive them because they are otherwise fine Americans, or at the very least tolerable foreign types, if you dig me👍
shareLOL'd at this
shareJohn J Rambo would never do that. He said, "God forgives, but Rambo not God. Rambo not forgive."
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