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Wicked unchill vibes.

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This is just silly, you can do better

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Or maybe just not at all?

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My friend is 100 and dating baby Yoda.

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Emperor Palpatine x Baby Yoda erotic fanfic

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That would be hot. I can picture it now.

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I dated Betty white when I was in grade 9 . She broke my heart

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Did Betty White know you were dating her? Or was she conked out most of the time?

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SHE WAS ASLEEP BUT HER VORACIOUS BEAVER WAS WIDE AWAKE.

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This is probably the only time the ALL CAPS thing is really warranted.

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IM OFFENDED BY YOUR TINY LETTERS..EVERYONE KNOWS TINY LETTERS EQUAL WHISPERING.

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I'm sure Betty doesn't need her hearing aid when you're around.

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...OR HER DEPENDS.

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You bet back to the future wrong

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THAT ALMOST MADE SENSE.

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Almost

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Your friend date someone closer to his age. I don't imagine that the two of them have very much in common....

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Is there a My Little Pony and Rent crossover show they could watch...?

I'm really worried for this imaginary couple

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Haha ha lol. That's hilarious!!!!!

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I can't judge because I'm dating Dora the Explorer. She's five, but we make it work.

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You guys are so cute together!
I like how you always have the map and sing the song

'I'm the Map' x50...

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Every couple needs to sing and explore together to make a relationship work.

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Funnily enough I've wrecked every one of my relationships by singing😭

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I definitely wouldn't mind doing some exploring with Isabela Merced.

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Is your friend Jerry Lewis or axel rose ?

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Maybe Jimmy Page?

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Perhaps

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Yikes is he Elvis. because thats the only reason.

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Bad idea. Illegal in all 57 states.

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LMAO^

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You know 7 states more than I do. What are they?

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West Dakota, North Indy, South Alabamy, Middle Cali, Orange Panhandle, New South York, and Stinky Illinois.

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