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I'm Canadian but I've never been to Dildo, Newfoundland. I'd like to see what's up there. Get it?

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I have been there. Not much going on.

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Seems like it would be a vibrant and colourful place to me. Maybe the long, hard and wet days get tedious.

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I'm sorry rest of the world, but I say we Australians take the cake when it comes to weird and wacky town names. Fancy a visit to:

Humpybong
Yorkeys Knob
Eggs and Bacon Bay
Dismal Swamp
Chinkapook
Smiggin Holes
Boing Boing
Burrumbuttock
Cock Wash
Tittybong
Foul Bay
Useless Loop

I swear I made none of these up.

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A most excellent list
I salute Australia!

Also, Tittybong sounds like a fantastic travel destination...for cultural studies, of courseπŸ˜’

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Lol, yeah I think Tittybong might be my favourite too, followed closely by Cock Wash. They are in two different states though so you have quite a drive between Tittybong and Cock Wash.

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Probably worth the driveπŸ˜ƒ

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Woodenbong
Bong Bong
Fannie Bay (Fanny in Australia and England means pussy not ass like in America)
Humpybong
Burpengary
Yorkeys Knob
Come By Chance
Useless Loop
Nowhere Else Road
Eggs and Bacon Bay
Break Me Neck Hill

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Fanny and pussy are 2 different holes on a woman, and I love β€˜em both.

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Ok.

Gross.

But yeah, as Forsaken said we call the front bottom a fanny down here, which as you could imagine caused great joy for us as children watching all your US sitcoms. Every time they would say something like "pat you on the fanny" or "smack that fanny" or anything similar we got a lot more comedy out of it than you guys would have.

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Love is not gross.

And I love woman’s fanny.

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Check please!

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LLLLLLLLOVE IT!!!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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I remember when I got a cock wash after that girl went boing boing on my Yorkey's Knob. It was the day after we were smiggin holes and doing a little of the useless loop of humpybong near foul bay.

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I believe you. Australia is one of the most fascinating countries in the world imho. I plan to visit this year.

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Forget about the dirty puns, I want to live in Eggs and Bacon Bay!🍳πŸ₯“πŸ˜‹

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It's a fascinating example of lazy naming.

Crew mate- "Captain, the crew are happy and having eggs and bacon for breakfast. And we've discovered a new bay!"

Captain- "Aye! And what a name for a bay it is then!"

Crew mate- "breakfast bay sir?"

Captain-"No! Eggs and bacon bay!"

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Lazy, and clunky. Wouldn't Bacon and Eggs Bay roll off the tongue a little better?

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I thought that too, weird to hear it with the eggs first.

I was curious about the place and how it got it's name,

"The unusual name is said to be based on the yellow and streaky red eggs-and-bacon flowers that grow in the area from the pea family of Fabaceae. An alternative, though likely untrue, story is that Lady Jane Franklin, wife of the 18th century governor John Franklin, ate bacon and eggs there around 1840.

In 2016 animal rights group PETA suggested a name change to vegan friendly "Apples and Cherries Bay".[4] The request was a joke but resulted in significant press and discussion of the issue around dietary choices and political correctness."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggs_and_Bacon_Bay

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Well that name is better than the next town over:

Medium Rare Filet with Mushroom Masala Sauce Grilled Asparagus and Green Bean Casserole Village

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LOL, I'd likely steer clear of that town, though Denmark does seem like a cool place to visit

Here in New York there's an upstate town called Coxsackie, I swear I'm not making that up!
Whenever a group of us guys go hunting upstate some wiseass in the car has to make a joke😁


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Intercourse, Pennsylvania

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Nice place to pop in:)

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I hear the property market is tight there. Some say it's overrated, blink and you'll miss it.

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Frankenstein, Missouri

Lake Bled, Slovenia

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lol Hell, Michigan.

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I'd like to visit Slettebakken in Norway, because in Dutch it means Slutbags.

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Mount of Venus, Margot Robbie
Heard the place smells of cod.

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