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I met a strange lady who just saw the Irishman who had a love for grey porridge and

posted 4 years ago by [deleted]
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couldn't understand why some people feel a need to put others down. She knew a guy who knew a guy who used to know a guy who was in prison and raped men but wasn't gay. He was never liked because he kept talking about the Irishman in Gen. Pop. and got hot and sweaty easily.

He was confused because women kept telling us about what they do and don't like in men yet seemed to always go for the bad boys anyway.

And yet some frozen food is actually quite good. But some people are afraid to speak on forums.

She was heartbroken to discover that Samoan Joe isn't Samoan nor is his name Joe.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

Wait, are you saying that The Rock isn't really a rock?

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I'm afraid not.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

Dang!

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Turns out Minnie Driver isn't a type of golf club either. She got really angry when I turned her upside down and used her head to hit a golf ball.

Some people get so pissed off about the oddest things.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

That's probably because you use her at normal golf. Try that when you play minnie golf instead.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Awww man, that's fucking genius. Calling her up right now... might have to be a little cunning though, she still hasn't forgiven me.

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 4 years ago

LOL!

😎

[–] CKid (3816) 4 years ago

Oh Forsaken, if you had only asked me, I would have gladly loaned you my Minnie Driver. Then there would have been no need to turn her upside down and face a potential lawsuit.

FYI, several years ago, Callaway had a club called the Bertha Mini Driver in their line.
https://pluggedingolf.com/callaway-bertha-mini-1-5-driver-review/

I actually bought one because the power of family compelled me.
You see, my paternal grandmother's name was Bertha and her sister was my Aunt Minnie.
How could I possibly resist?

[–] db20db (16208) 4 years ago

He's not saying anything, just talking nonsensical shit, trying to appear intellectual and clever.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

He has points tho'.

[–] db20db (16208) 4 years ago

Only for those who are completely bored.

[–] AndyKing1967 (33837) 4 years ago

Here we are now, entertain us.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

"Are you not entertained??" - Gandhi, 1821

[–] AndyKing1967 (33837) 4 years ago

I feel stupid and contagious.

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 4 years ago

LOL!

😎

[–] TalkinPikchorBox (2250) 4 years ago

Hot, sweaty, and rambling on and on about the Irishman? What a piece of shit!